friendly reminder to drink a glass of milk every day! You want to make sure your bones are strong and healthy so that when the Skeleton War arrives yours
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I think it would be a neat idea to tweet Adam pictures of the sunsets in the states we live in. Like:
Dear owlcity, I’ll send you the sunset I love the most.
Then use #whenImIn(insert state name)
What do you guys think?
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y
Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty
Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track
Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back
I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row